Friday, July 04, 2008

575

575 is the number of employees who lost their jobs throughout Intuit inc. while I was on vacation.

60 is the number that were lost in my business unit.

1 is the number of people in my cube area.

Gustavo and Wenpan quit, which made the necessary cuts in our area lighter.

I doubt I'd have my job if they hadn't quit.

Thank you, gentlemen.

(rant to come)

4 comments:

El Cliff said...

All hail Gustavo and Wenpan, both for allowing Liam to remain employed, and for having names ranking high in sheer awesomeness.

So, what were the reasons for the big cut, anyway?

Liam J. said...

When I post the rant, I'll give the reason for the layoffs.

It's pretty funny. You should get a chuckle out of it.

drkyle said...

I'll second the cheers to Gusto and Bedpan for quitting and leaving Liam with even more seniority, hurrah!

El Cliff said...

I hadn't even thought of that part, Kyle...hence the reason that you ARE a doctor.

Liam, I look forward to the rant...especially as Shaun continues to be a rant-teasing disappointment.