Thursday, January 15, 2009
Yesterday, after only two and a half months on the job, I got my new hire orientation. For three hours. How, oh how, do you suppose that a grown-up who owns his own business and hopes to reach continually higher by standing on the ever expanding mount of his own achievement and reputation would grasp this opportunity to better familiarize himself with the company he has hitched his professional wagon - NO - chariot to? Would he become a master of product knowledge? Would he make every effort to familiarize himself with the ins, outs and processes of said company?
You know me better.
So here, with no further rambles, are some of the choicer tidbits from the note-taking extravaganza that is my new hire training:
The first bit concerns a program called LOGIC:
-Data warehousing solution for plasma
-Foundation for thought and argument
-Only 2 customers use LOGIC
-Help Desk Bastardizes LOGIC (they actually said this)
-LOGIC keeps bad units from being shipped
-LOGIC has tools
-LOGIC team - two members shy of a full load (talking about some employee turnover recently)
-LOGIC - available on Windows and Linux but not OSX. (funny, I thought it would have excluded one of the other ones instead)
The next set of notes is about a project called EQue. Doesn't seem really all that legal, until you realize they're talking about a questionnaire program. A note about the following bullet points - I only wrote down what they said in the meeting.
-Does the hustle-Bang away at EQue
-Plays for the other team too
-Donors like banging away at EQue
-Especially repeat customers
-Donors are more truthful to EQue than people
-EQue is selling fast
-The underlying architecture is not robust and has people clamouring for EQue.
There was mention of an ATM program where they give the donor a chit and he goes to an on-site ATM which provides him with money. Apparently, the big canvas sack with dollar signs printed on it was a security risk somehow.
Anyway, that's how I spent three hours yesterday, compiling notes like the ones above. I'm such a child.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
A million years ago - or eleven, if you're using decimal notation - I went looking for something new. I'd started down a path looking at swing music with Glen Miller and delved a little deeper into Jazz with Dave Brubeck. Eventually, I returned to one of the artists I grew up listening to. Ella Fitzgerald singing How High the Moon and Don't Fence Me In is burned into my consciousness. It was her scat singing that led me to Mel Torme. In my first year of university, I was having an argument with a fellow student about who was better, Ella Fitzgerald or Mel Torme. My familial loyalties fell behind Ella, but I have to admit that his vehemence led me to look closer at Mel.
The Essential Mel Torme was the first CD of his that I bought, hoping it would have lots of scat singing, fast-paced music and excitement. Much to my disappointment, it had none. That's right, not a single bop skoobie doo ba baa.
Later in university, I sold a car with that CD in the player. Ever since, I've been obsessed with replacing it.
Thank you, EPL.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Didn't get a chance to do my usual year-in-review last night. I put Lilly to bed and was out for the night. Hopefully this weekend I'll get the chance.
I got NHL 09 on Tuesday but I still haven't played it. Haven't had time. I will make time this weekend.
That is all.