Once again, with the late publishing, I'm pushing the deadline to Saturday at Midnight. Go crazy!
SD @ BUF
PIT @ CIN
TEN @ KC
BAL @ MIA
DAL @ STL
SF @ NYG
MIN @ CHI
NO @ CAR
DET @ HOU
IND @ GB
NYJ @ OAK
CLE @ WAS
SEA @ TB
DEN @ NE
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SD @ BUF BUF I don't really know what to expect from Buffalo on a consistency basis but it's getting cold and Buffalo is at home.
PIT @ CIN PIT In general, I hate picking the away team but I don't know what Cincinnati has at all. I have no faith that they could beat Pittsburgh.
TEN @ KC TEN The Inbred Children of Uranus will continue to dominate defensively and while I wish I could pick KC, my head overrules my heart on this one.
BAL @ MIA MIA I don't think Baltimore is better than Miami, so I have to take the home team.
DAL @ STL DAL They lost last week and St. Loo won last week. St. Loo has Haslett. But I'm still picking the away team because they're BETTER.
SF @ NYG NYG Home team, better team. Angry team. If Carr goes in, sink the season, fire the coach and wave goodbye to any good players.
MIN @ CHI CHI I don't know who to take or what to believe but Minnesota BARELY beat what is possibly the worst team in the league last week.
NO @ CAR CAR I look for Carolina to bounce back against the Saints this week. Reggie Bush really scares me, though. He's really good at getting touchdowns.
DET @ HOU HOU Two weeks in a row, looks like Houston is favoured.
IND @ GB IND Aaron Rodgers is looking like the real thing and the Colts seem to have injuries out the butt-hole but I am still going with the away team. Why? I don't really know.
NYJ @ OAK NYJ I can't stay away from the away teams this week. Kyle would be so proud.
CLE @ WAS WAS Last week was a blip. For both teams.
SEA @ TB TB LOSERVILLE! HA!
DEN @ NE NE Rebound game? Dunno. I didn't want to pick this game. Both teams make me sad.
The winners as predicted by Team Death Metal:
SD @ BUF:
BUFFALO. I'm hesitant to make this pick, but I gots ta go with the home team.
PIT @ CIN
PITTSBURGH. Bengals bungle their way to another loss. This is my Death Metal Power Chord Lock of the Week.
TEN @ KC
TENNESSE. I'm sold on the Titans.
BAL @ MIA
MIAMI. Better offence, and they're playing at home. Over/Under on the number of times the announcers mention the wildcat formation? 14.
DAL @ STL
DALLAS. Brad Johnson is good enough to lead the Cowboys to a victory over the helpless Rams.
SF @ NYG
NEW YORK GIANTS. Superbowl champs at home. Dig it.
MIN @ CHI
CHICAGO. The Vikings fall victim to the Kyle Orton attack.
NO @ CAR
CAROLINA. Effective Cajun Quarterbacking all up in this.
DET @ HOU
HOUSTON. Not even the powers of Jesus can stand in the way of a Houston victory.
IND @ GB
GREEN BAY. I think this will be the game to watch this week. Green Bay wins a close, close game.
NYJ @ OAK
NEW YORK JETS. Oh, those goofy RaiderZ. Sean's team wins in a landslide.
CLE @ WAS
WASHINGTON. I'm stealing Liam's comment b/c it is entirely accurate.Last week was a blip. For both teams.
LVL @ TB
TAMPA BAY. No Hasslebeck = no chance. Another Loserville loss, which, as we all know, brings me joy.
DEN @ NE
DENVER. Just going with the gut on this one.
Alright, no more f'ing around. It's time to let the domination begin!
SD@BUF - Buffalo. I really have nothing else to go on in this game but Buffalo's at home.
PIT@CIN - Pittsburgh. Marvin Lewis should be on some sort of death watch about now. Every damn time I want to proclaim the Lions are the worst team in the league, the Bengals crap the bed.
TEN@KC - Tennessee. I am honestly blown away by the Titans record, but I certainly can't choose the utterly talentless Chiefs to hand them their first loss.
BAL@MIA - Miami. Baltimore is to offensive success what France is to battlefield success in the last 200 years.
DAL@STL - Dallas. Haslett may have coaches up some bad Saints teams, but he also coached down some good Saints teams. Utterly mediocre coach, running an utterly mediocre team.
SF@NYG - Giants. They'll be ready to crush someone coming off that loss. Seeing how bad San Fran's pass protection has been, O'Sullivan might be sacked 20 times in this game.
MIN@CHI - Chicago. Orton beats Frerotte. Also, 'Purple Jesus' Peterson is the most overrated player of all time...Forte isn't.
NO@CAR - Carolina. I see a 27-24 type win in this one. Saints are solid, Panthers are better.
DET@HOU - Houston. If the Texans can't beat the Lions, the need to be excommunicated from the NFL the day after.
IND@GB - Green Bay. Packers seem to FINALLY be cranking up their ground game, and the Colts run defense can't do much more than just watch opposing backs run past them.
NYJ@OAK - Jets. I sense a really, really awful football game. Something like 13-10 with a total of 179 yards of offense.
CLE@WAS - Washington. Have the Browns hired a defense yet?
SEA@TB - Tampa Bay. Seahawks are done. Bucs are scared their coach will devour their souls.
DEN@NE - New England. I'm fairly confident I could put up 100 yards on the Broncos this year.
SD @ BUF : A sad buffalo is a dangerous buffalo. BUF
PIT @ CIN: Trapped deep in the pit of cin, I fear the PIT.
TEN @ KC: Everyone knows that ten inch kc is just a banana. Silly KC.
BAL @ MIA: bulimia isn't good, but balamia is a BAL.
DAL @ STL: cowboys versus latte drinkers? I'll take the decaf DAL.
SF @ NYG:Hulk smash, giant squash, NYG.
MIN @ CHI: I'll chi-min (chime in) on this one in a MIN.
NO @ CAR: no car, no credit, no problem! nobody will be refused! You get CAR good time!
DET @ HOU: House debt? That's a different problem, a DET problem.
IND @ GB: The G8 has the financial fix, trust the GB.
NYJ @ OAK: no joke, haha, ny joak at all, seriously... seriously.. I'll take OAK
CLE @ WAS: Looking at the clues (clewas)that WAS awesome.
SEA @ TB: See a tub, take a bath, a bloodbath for the SEA.
DEN @ NE: no retarded egg will beat sweet, innocent Denney any more, run DEN, run!
Kyle, those are your best ones yet.
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