Friday, March 31, 2006


Nothing better than
Haiku error messages
"Total System Crash"

Your computer sucks
Get a faster processor
If you want this app

Sorry. It's my fault.
Arrays are not my strong suit
Pointer out-of-range

Will you ever learn?
Letters? Numbers? Not the same.
Invalid input.

That file isn't there.
Maybe it is somewhere else.
Wanna go find it?

Wanna do something?
It doesn't matter right now.
I'm doing MY thing.

Solitary morn.
Mist outside my window pane,
Smoke in my PC.

Sorry 'bout your luck.
That file you wanted is gone.
Purged it yesterday.


Sean Woods said...


Windows 98
Even if you shut down right,
The blue screen of death.

Shaun Guthrie said...

That is hilarious yet so true in SO many ways. I see it all the time. Especially file not there. I run our backups at night, backup says complete 100%, I go to restore it and the file is not there. FRICK!

Liam J. said...

I figured that this would amuse you, Shaun.

Shiny Beamer said...

no idea what this meant - not geeky enough I guess. But so glad to see a new post. How's the job going?

Kyle said...

Here's one for you IT guys,

At work coding late
Happy porn evades my grasp
Damn you firewall!

kyle said...

New email for me
from Nigerian ex-king
you envy my luck

bored said...

Rogaine, viagra,
save time, buy them together
now geeks have a chance

trifflediffle said...

I hunt and I peck
I still see no any key
-AOL user

Sean Woods said...

Earl's old Atari
When bombs appeared on the screen
Twist and drop to fix