tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post113488712040763441..comments2023-05-13T09:37:32.578-06:00Comments on In The Now: Lillian's BaptismLiam J.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05670587605642193711noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135798210813269492005-12-28T12:30:00.000-07:002005-12-28T12:30:00.000-07:00And once the house is dropped on to the wicked wit...And once the house is dropped on to the wicked witch, it may also plug the hole in the Space-Time Continuum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135387754179532152005-12-23T18:29:00.000-07:002005-12-23T18:29:00.000-07:00Quick Lillian! Click your heels three times and s...Quick Lillian! Click your heels three times and say "there is no place like home."Robert Leddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04423387496418633411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135263476342923422005-12-22T07:57:00.000-07:002005-12-22T07:57:00.000-07:00As long as the warp engnes don't conveniently fail...As long as the warp engnes don't conveniently fail just as the singularity appears, we'll be fine. Oh, crap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135260495191300582005-12-22T07:08:00.000-07:002005-12-22T07:08:00.000-07:00Are you saying that there is a Catholic singularit...Are you saying that there is a Catholic singularity at the heart of the Vatican?<BR/><BR/>Scary!Sean Woodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464958057859824819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135197311967414602005-12-21T13:35:00.000-07:002005-12-21T13:35:00.000-07:00I'd imagine that's what is contained in that massi...I'd imagine that's what is contained in that massive Papal chapeau...just a swirling miasma of otherworldly proportions, and only the head of the Pope can hope to hold it at bay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135189050522569812005-12-21T11:17:00.000-07:002005-12-21T11:17:00.000-07:00Your child looks like she is falling into a vortex...Your child looks like she is falling into a vortex of sorts.<BR/><BR/>A Catholic Vortex!Sean Woodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464958057859824819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135177297696576362005-12-21T08:01:00.000-07:002005-12-21T08:01:00.000-07:00Vatican II...it's back, and looking for trouble.Vatican II...it's back, and looking for trouble.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135131119122918962005-12-20T19:11:00.000-07:002005-12-20T19:11:00.000-07:00I did nothing to egg Megan on. All she asked was ...I did nothing to egg Megan on. All she asked was what I were my plans for Christmas. I decided to respond according to the Christmas tale by Cartman from South Park.<BR/><BR/>Your Dad invited me over for some Christmas spirit on Sunday.Robert Leddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04423387496418633411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135118121695827222005-12-20T15:35:00.000-07:002005-12-20T15:35:00.000-07:00The Baptism applies to most Christian Faiths. Your...The Baptism applies to most Christian Faiths. Your daughter isn't truly Catholic until after Confirmation. She can still be confirmed Lutheran or some other Protestant cult. Baptism has become less about one religion and more about a generic way of marking the kid "Christian"<BR/><BR/>One of my many problems with Vatican II.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135092602715721782005-12-20T08:30:00.000-07:002005-12-20T08:30:00.000-07:00During the reception. No one heard her... it was ...During the reception. No one heard her... it was funny. Did I forget to mention that at one point Rob was egging her on? I thought that would have been a given...Krista Leddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05493014358847061125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135092336330866032005-12-20T08:25:00.000-07:002005-12-20T08:25:00.000-07:00Ah yes, the sacred Catholic Campbell-lighting cere...Ah yes, the sacred Catholic Campbell-lighting ceremony. I forgot to warn Brad and Jill.KimLivinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04256511621899949097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135059899592397022005-12-19T23:24:00.000-07:002005-12-19T23:24:00.000-07:00I was going to put more up there but it was a long...I was going to put more up there but it was a long evening, what with brushing an eel's teeth and putting my son's oatmeal into the freezer.<BR/><BR/>At what point was my sister making catholic jokes?Liam J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05670587605642193711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135030449177824792005-12-19T15:14:00.000-07:002005-12-19T15:14:00.000-07:00When the minister (priest?) said "And now we light...When the minister (priest?) said "And now we light the candles," Brad whispered "Did he just say light the Campbells?"<BR/><BR/>It was so hard not to burst into laughter (or flames, for that matter).Sean Woodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464958057859824819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1135018368857867252005-12-19T11:52:00.000-07:002005-12-19T11:52:00.000-07:00And, you know, the lack of crying upon application...And, you know, the lack of crying upon application of holy water indicates a lack of the Satan. And, y'know, that seems like a good thing.<BR/><BR/>Good stuff. Sorry I couldn't make it after all, man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1134949263250152522005-12-18T16:41:00.000-07:002005-12-18T16:41:00.000-07:00It's not "grows up believing in the Catholic churc...It's not "grows up believing in the Catholic church."<BR/>She'd better believe in the church it's real. . . and it's coming FOR YOU!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Sorry. Couldn't resist. Good for you. One more Dogan. Just happy to see an update.<BR/><BR/>Hear that, Woods?!?!?!!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1134943056502019602005-12-18T14:57:00.000-07:002005-12-18T14:57:00.000-07:00Your mom was telling your sister to shut up a fair...Your mom was telling your sister to shut up a fair bit... lots of catholic jokes. And then your mom looks at me and says "you're not catholic, are you?" which then encouraged your sister to make more jokes. It felt like I was sitting between two Robs...Krista Leddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05493014358847061125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1134889060632315982005-12-17T23:57:00.000-07:002005-12-17T23:57:00.000-07:00Why is my baby sideways??!Why is my baby sideways??!KimLivinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04256511621899949097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11536840.post-1134888306344671952005-12-17T23:45:00.000-07:002005-12-17T23:45:00.000-07:00Let's hear it for some holy water!Let's hear it for some holy water!Sean Woodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464958057859824819noreply@blogger.com